Amy Harl

I had a dream with this girl in it that I went to junior high school with. (I might have gone to high school with her as well, but I don't really remember and don't care enough to look it up.) I won't tell you about the dream, because she was doing something not very flattering involving the one person on earth I would be happy to have hit by a bus (as long as it was fatal). Anyway, it made me think how weird it would be to Google yourself and find your name in a place like this. That would probably be pretty creepy, actually. Sorry, Amy Harl.

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Evaluation

I'm teaching my art class and my principal is watching for my evaluation (which is next week in real life). I have three boys who keep moving seats and being very bad. I keep telling them to move back to their assigned table, but they won't! I start yelling, and they won't listen. Finally my principal tells me that I need to stop yelling at them and they are not doing anything wrong.

Ahh!

Waves

I keep having the same dream where I need to go swimming in the wave simulator pool. There are jewels and tropical colored fish in the pool! The waves carry me to the end of the pool and back to the beginning!

Peridot

You think its a green stone but it's not. It is actually a blue dot. It is made of vinyl and you stick it to your wall. Don't argue with me, I'm dreaming.

Poop Sandwich

I had an awful headache this morning. While attempting to sleep it off on the couch, I had this dream...

I am in a rustic indoor/outdoor type kitchen. It looks pretty old, and not all that clean. A bunch of faceless people (Y'know, how sometimes in dreams you can't really see the faces and don't know who the people are, but it doesn't matter?) and I are deciding what to make for lunch. I notice a recycled food bin and decide to make sandwiches with it. There are corn niblets, so I cut the rest of the stuff to about the same size as them. I end up with the corn, red bell pepper & chocolate and decide mayo will be good to blend it all together. After I add a little mayo, I ask Molly to add some water.

Just then, I see a furry shape running around under a table. I think it is a rat and just go crazy, screaming my head off. The faceless folk around me seem to think it is no big deal. As I watch the animal come my way, I realize it is a beaver. I am even more hysterical now. I scream and cry, but just stand there until it goes away.

I go over to the bowl to finish my sandwich filler, and realize Molly has put in way too much water. After I dump most of it out, I start stirring. I am not too sure this will be a good sandwich, but I am dedicated to recycling this food. As I stir, an awful odor begins to waft up from the bowl. I consider throwing the whole thing out, but forge on. I keep stirring and suddenly see that there is a diaper in the bowl! As I stir, it breaks open! Now what do I do? I must recycle this food! People can eat poop, right? It's not going to hurt anyone! I just can't decide what to do. My concern for the health of others is battling with my concern for the environment.

Just then Uncle George (Williams) walks up to me and I tell him my problem. He says, "Well, you are so good at recycling, I thought I'd put that in there for you."

I am still undecided as to whether or not I will serve my sandwich when I wake up...

Very old friends, and no puppy

I had a dream where I'm on this huge grassy hill with a bunch of old friends from Jr. High (oh man, taking it back). We are close to the edge of the hill, there are waterfalls beyond the edge. We are all sitting in those plastic pool chairs and all of my friends have little puppies except for me! When I start to ooh and awh over the puppies they start to come sit by me! What a lucky day for me. :)

Cooking

Matt and I are cooking like crazy in the kitchen. I am looking for basil and I have the cool seasoning drawers like at Melissa's house (haha). I open the drawer and there are thousands of different herbs and seasonings, but no basil. Darn. Maybe tonight I will figure out what we were making!

Lydia Watson and the Spiders from Mom

Lydia came into my room veeeeery early yesterday morning.

Lydia - "Mommy, mommy..."
Me - "What's the matter, babe?"
Lydia - "Mommy, you're scaring me!"
Me - "How am I scaring you?"
Lydia - "You're talking about spiders!"
Me - "What? I'm what?"
Lydia - "I can hear you talking about spiders! You're scaring me!"
Me - "I'm sorry, I must be talking in my sleep. Come lay down."

I look at the clock. It is 12:52 am. Before I go back to sleep, I wonder which one of us is crazy on this particular morning. I do talk in my sleep, but Lydia often has nightmares about spiders. Sigh...I guess we will never know for sure.

I am so excited!!! I had a dream!!!!!
Stephen Curtis Chapman was at our church and was helping to decorate for the concert. I went over to him and told him how sorry I was about his daughter and gave him a hug and thought that he was very skinny and bony!
For those of you who don't know he is one of my favorite Christian artists and his daughter(5 I think) was accidentally run over by his 16 year old son during their oldest daughters engagement party. Such a horrible accident.
The dream was sad but I have so few dreams anymore that was exciting to me!
Weird I know!

Desmond Can Walk!

I am sitting in the living room when 9 week old Desmond walks by. At first I don't think anything of it. When he walks by again, I sit up suddenly and yell, "Desmond can walk! He's not even 2 1/2 months old and he can walk!" I get my phone and try to call my mom. I can't seem to dial her number. Desmond is very steady on his feet and is now carrying a toy. I keep yelling, "Desmond can walk! He never even crawled! Desmond can walk!"

I'd Totally Let Him Babysit!

"Chemo Limo"

I had a dream
Crispy crispy Benjamin Franklin came over
Baby-sat all four of my kids

Then in my dream
I told the doctor off
He said if you don't want to do it
then you don't have to do it
He said the truth is
You'll be okay, anyway

Then in my dream
Crispy crispy Benjamin Franklin and the doctor
Went off and had a talk with my boss

Something about insurance policies
They kept the door closed at all times
I couldn't hear or see

When they came out they said
You'll be okay, anyway
And I smiled cause I'd known it all the while.

No thank you no thank you no thank you no thank you
I ain't about to pay for this shit
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo
and on any given day I'd rather ride in a limousine

No thank you no thank you no thank you no thank you
I ain't about to die like this
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo
And besides this shit is making me tired
it's making me tired
it's making me tired
You know I plan to retire some day,
And I'm gonna go out in style
go out in style
This shit it's making me tired
it's making me tired
it's making me tired
But mama's gonna go out in style, go out in style

When I woke up
My kids were being quiet
I knew it was a dream right away
I called the limousine company

Then I got dressed
I dressed the kids as well
The limousine pulled in
And we piled in

The doctor he asked which way we were headed
I said, Sir, let's just go west and he listened obediently,
Sophie only wants to listen to radio BBC
Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me
All about the Meanies
Jacqueline was being such a big girl
with her cup of tea looking out of the window
And Barbara
She looks just like my mom
Oh my Barbara
She looks so much like my mom

No thank you no thank you no thank you no thank you
I ain't about to pay for this shit
I can afford chemo like I couldn't afford a limo
and on any given day I'd rather ride a limousine

No thank you no thank you no thank you no thank you
I ain't about to die like this
I can afford chemo like I couldn't afford a limo
And besides this shit is making me tired
it's making me tired
it's making me tired
You know I plan to retire some day,
But mama's gonna go out in style
go out in style
This shit it's making me tired
it's making me tired
it's making me tired
But mama's gonna go out in style go out in style

Style.
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I had a dream
Crispy crispy Benjamin Franklin came over and
Baby-sat all four of my kids

I had a dream
Crispy crispy Benjamin Franklin came over and
Baby-sat all four of my kids

Sophie only want to tune us into radio BBC
Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me
All about the meanies
Jacqueline was being such a big girl
with her cup of tea looking out of the window
And Barbara
She looks just like my mom
Oh my Barbara
She looks so much like my mom

Oh my God, Barbara
She looks so much just like my mom...

Don't be Rude in Your Sleep!

Soundly sleeping the other night, having a dream about aprons. Blue aprons, yellow, red, denim, child size (I'm sure it was more interesting than it sounds). When I was rudely shaken awake by my sleeping husband. "What's wrong" he asked. "Nothing, I was asleep" I replied. "You told me to wake you up" he stated, then he rolled over and resumed whatever dream it was that made him think he needed to wake me.

Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream...

I sailed away to China on a little row boat to find ya, and you said you had to get your laundry clean....

Germany Vacation

So, me and Matt are getting to go to Germany and we are really excited about it. Well we are excited until I realize that I forgot my suitcase with all of my clothes. I spent over 600 bucks at the airport buying clothes for the trip. I woke up thinking why? Why?! hahaha

Gregory House Loves Me - jen.

I'm not sure how it all started, but this guy is crazy about me. He's not at all how he seems when he's working. He is really, really sweet. Insists on holding my hand all the time, constantly trying to kiss me. It can get a bit embarrassing.

Still, I don't want to introduce him to my family. He is well known for his nasty attitude and curmudgeonly ways at the hospital. I only introduce him to Rowan. She, of course, loves him.

While the three of us are playing, he notices that my pet pig has a broken leg. He says she'll have to be put down. I am heartbroken. He is heartless. It is the first glimpse I get of his rougher side.

It all falls apart when he finds out I am married. He is devastated and runs off. I never see him again.

** If you are paying any attention, you may notice a somewhat disturbing theme here. At least, I am disturbed. For a refresher check out http://chickenmonkeyface.blogspot.com/2008/11/gordon-ramsay-loves-me.html . Then, there's my husband. Sigh, I am one sick puppy. Guess I definately have a "type". Sigh...

I Detest this Dream

Mike is driving, we are in our old car (in real life it only seats five people) with lots of people. I am in the middle row (only two rows in real life) behind the driver seat and Collin is in his car seat behind me. Another child is in a car seat next to me and on the other side of him/her(?) is an adult holding a very young baby in her lap. My girls are in the front seat next to Mike. For some reason we are trying to get across the lake. Mike is SURE that the car will float, and he drives it into the lake. I feel very worried about this and try to take off my seat belt so I can turn around and see Collin. Water starts to fill the car but no one else seems concerned. We are moving, I can even see the other shore of the lake. Suddenly I notice that the person with the baby in her lap is not holding the baby above water. I yell at her to hold the baby up, then everything starts moving very fast. I can't get unbuckled, I can't save anyone...

I wake up holding my breath with my heart beating very fast, and can't sleep anymore.

Total Lack of Privacy Intrudes into My Dreams

I'm on some sort of a cruise ship. I am so excited because I get to have dinner with President Obama! This ship is really crowded, and I just want to find a bathroom to fix myself up, shower, shave my legs. For some reason it is really important that I get my legs shaved. I have Collin with me on the boat, so I entrust him to a group of people (that I don't seem to know) who are heading off to the early dinner...but something goes wrong and they bring him back to me before I have a chance to find a private bathroom. So, I'm walking for miles (it's a BIG ship) going everywhere, I am desperate, I must shave before meeting the President. In the end I awake before ever finding a moment alone...

Flooded house and beaten with a stick!

Oh my! Time for some normal dreams please.

This old woman became mad at me, found a palm tree stick (the ones with the spikes) and was beating me. I was younger than I am now, and I didn't do anything to deserve a beating. There were other kids along with me living with this woman and her husband, and we were walking on eggshells to try avoid getting beat by the two of them. The kids kept telling me to be careful not to upset anyone. We ran away and we were hiding in this old wooden shack/house. The house was floating on a swamp and we thought we were safe until some waves started flooding the house.

I then wake up.


Wow look at this creepy house that sort of matches my dream!
EWW!

Grandmas, Car problems, Ring

First, my grandmother couldn't hear anything I was trying to tell her. I kept trying to tell her things but she didn't understand me and she was letting my Uncle cut her hair in this awful way (she really is actually losing her hearing). She also was carrying a silver chrome like gun. Now that I'm typing this it sounds ridiculous.

Next, I try starting my car and my car won't start. The engine keeps turning and turning but it won't start completely. My brother is in the passenger seat and yells at me because he thinks we are out of gas.

Finally, I'm given a ring, but the ring is covered with cloth and string around the diamond. I don't know who the ring is from (Matt wasn't in the dream haha).

Anyway, odd stuff in this dream! I'd rather have dreams teaching art projects.

Purse Snatch

Oh no, a mean man just ran by me and grabbed my purse. I am talking on my cell, obviously not paying enough attention to do anything about this. I look down at my hands and realize I am holding onto my wallet, car keys, and camera. Basically everything of value was already out of my purse. Yeah, a happy ending!

Clown Face

I'm going to a party! Time to put on my makeup. I put on blush, but no matter how I attempt to lightly brush it on I end up looking like a clown. I head to the party, upset of course since I look ridiculous. Walking in to the party, I have forgotten about the silly way I look until I realize it is a costume party...I fit right in!

Rowan's Dream

Daddy was cutting lemons for us (Rowan & Lydia) to throw in the hippo's water. The hippo tasted one and said, "Oooo, hot!", but it was really sour! Daddy was cutting the lemons in the shape of a hat.