Total Lack of Privacy Intrudes into My Dreams

I'm on some sort of a cruise ship. I am so excited because I get to have dinner with President Obama! This ship is really crowded, and I just want to find a bathroom to fix myself up, shower, shave my legs. For some reason it is really important that I get my legs shaved. I have Collin with me on the boat, so I entrust him to a group of people (that I don't seem to know) who are heading off to the early dinner...but something goes wrong and they bring him back to me before I have a chance to find a private bathroom. So, I'm walking for miles (it's a BIG ship) going everywhere, I am desperate, I must shave before meeting the President. In the end I awake before ever finding a moment alone...

Flooded house and beaten with a stick!

Oh my! Time for some normal dreams please.

This old woman became mad at me, found a palm tree stick (the ones with the spikes) and was beating me. I was younger than I am now, and I didn't do anything to deserve a beating. There were other kids along with me living with this woman and her husband, and we were walking on eggshells to try avoid getting beat by the two of them. The kids kept telling me to be careful not to upset anyone. We ran away and we were hiding in this old wooden shack/house. The house was floating on a swamp and we thought we were safe until some waves started flooding the house.

I then wake up.


Wow look at this creepy house that sort of matches my dream!
EWW!

Grandmas, Car problems, Ring

First, my grandmother couldn't hear anything I was trying to tell her. I kept trying to tell her things but she didn't understand me and she was letting my Uncle cut her hair in this awful way (she really is actually losing her hearing). She also was carrying a silver chrome like gun. Now that I'm typing this it sounds ridiculous.

Next, I try starting my car and my car won't start. The engine keeps turning and turning but it won't start completely. My brother is in the passenger seat and yells at me because he thinks we are out of gas.

Finally, I'm given a ring, but the ring is covered with cloth and string around the diamond. I don't know who the ring is from (Matt wasn't in the dream haha).

Anyway, odd stuff in this dream! I'd rather have dreams teaching art projects.

Purse Snatch

Oh no, a mean man just ran by me and grabbed my purse. I am talking on my cell, obviously not paying enough attention to do anything about this. I look down at my hands and realize I am holding onto my wallet, car keys, and camera. Basically everything of value was already out of my purse. Yeah, a happy ending!

Clown Face

I'm going to a party! Time to put on my makeup. I put on blush, but no matter how I attempt to lightly brush it on I end up looking like a clown. I head to the party, upset of course since I look ridiculous. Walking in to the party, I have forgotten about the silly way I look until I realize it is a costume party...I fit right in!

Rowan's Dream

Daddy was cutting lemons for us (Rowan & Lydia) to throw in the hippo's water. The hippo tasted one and said, "Oooo, hot!", but it was really sour! Daddy was cutting the lemons in the shape of a hat.

This One Is Easy To Interpret - jen.

Mom, Dad, Lydia, Rowan and I are driving Molly to her first day of high school in Oakland. We aren't sure which school or where it is, so we just drive around until we find one. We drop her off and tell her to go inside and ask if it is the right school. We plan to wait at the curb, but then realize it is a 'No Parking' zone. We circle the block intending to come right back for her. The block turns out to be huge, with tons of kids walking the sidewalks. We notice there are several schools all in the same area. Molly is nowhere to be found when we finally get back to our starting point. We all get out and start asking people if they've seen her. Since she is new and no one knows her the only thing we can say is, "Have you seen a girl in a big, red coat?" No one seems to have seen her. We never find her.